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72.  I realize that I am a highly educated professional and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG!

~ Author Unknown

73.  I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness.

~ Sylvia Ashton-Warner

74.  I still think that 1990 was 10 years ago.

~ Author Unknown

75.  I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn't want it, but is forced by law to buy it.

~ Dan Meyer

76.  I teach.  There's no app for that.

~ Author Unknown

77.  I teach tomorrow's leaders.  I'm kind of a big deal.

~ Author Unknown

78.  I teach. What's your superpower?

~ Author Unknown

79.  I think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach.

~ Bill Muse

80.  I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

~ Mary Ann Shaffer

81.  It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

~ George Washington

82.  It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

~ A.A. Milne Pooh's Little Instruction Book

83.  It's not always what you teach, but how you teach it.

~ Meena Srinivasan

84.  I've been daydreaming for the last 10 minutes.  Would you mind repeating the directions one more time?

~ Heidi McDonald

85.  I was so tired I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

~ Author Unknown

86.  I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think that decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.

~ Anna Quindlen

87.  Just another day in the life of a teacher. I had to teach P.E. during my only planning period because the P.E. teacher was absent. Anne's parents called me because they were angry that she received a 97% on her exam. Tommy threw up on my brand new leather shoes.

~ Heidi McDonald

88.  Just so you know, teachers don't "Have the summer off."  They just do a year's worth of work in 10 months.

~ Author Unknown

89.  Keep calm and teach on.

~ Author Unknown

90.  Kind students are the coolest!

~ Heidi McDonald

91.  Knowledge is power, and enthusiasm pulls the switch.

~ Steve Droke

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